Sunday, October 12, 2008

what God wants

mind is the problem.To live effectively in the world there are certain skills which are important.And such skills are sadly not taught in schools and colleges.They make people put knowledge in their brains,just facts.Its not even like the old days( which i have only known by reading in books) where they taught skills..like plumbing or repairing cars or drilling wells for oil. Its so much better if the education system burns away the books and one learns by DOING and learning from a master who teaches by showing how to do things.All knowledge just gives a false sense of ego-learned from the books i.e.

Reading about life skills is better in a way.But maybe equally dangerous. I don't know. I just want to be not scared in facing the world.I act strong and no one comes to know that I am not really comfortable.Wanting 3rd world war to begin, and everyone being drafted into it. Looking for a major upheaval so that I start all over again.Such flights of fancy.Bad habits,from doing too much music i guess.

and the title has nothing to do with the content. Just a song i was hearing. Roger Waters.And I put the song just to die down the happy noises i hear,as some stupid blokes play badminton(what a stupid game anyways)

133 comments:

Ashes said...

anonymouses--don't flood posts with stupid stories.I am getting bored and will shut the anonymous comments if I see the comments aren't related to me or to my posts.
I hope I made myself clear.

Anonymous said...

:(

Anonymous said...

We've been waiting for this day. We've both been wanting it so much.
I suck in my breath and let it our slowly.
I knock and wait.


It seems like ages, time has stood still.
I hear the doorknob turn and watch the door swing open.
There you are.
I step into the room.
No words are spoken.

We don’t need coffee or tea now
The tension between us is too much. I step forward and kiss Doris, hard.
She returns the kiss, passionately.

I hear Doris swing the door shut behind me. My hands are all over Doris. It's too much and not enough. Doris hands are in my hair, around the back of my neck pulling me to her. I let go just long enough to shed my coat. My hands are back on her.

I need you Doris. I push her back against the wall behind us, hard. She groans into my mouth. Her hands move to my shirt. They wander underneath, up and over my chest.


Your skin feels so good, she said. I feel her hands under my sweater, moving up my back, pulling me tighter to her.

I breathe her in as her lips move down my neck, tasting me. Doris hands move down and slip into the waistband of my jeans. She pushes them down in and over my ass.

I can't wait. I want you, she said.


Doris let her hands slip back out and meander to the front of my jeans. She rubs me through them, my cock already hard.

I run my hands over her breasts, cupping them. We both have a sense of urgency, almost as if we wait, everything will just disappear, that it was just a dream. She undos the button and pulls down my zipper. her hands reach inside my boxers and she grasps my cock.

I've been wanting this, to feel you like this. Your cock is so erect, so hard she said

Doris wraps her cool fingers around me and strokes me gently.
She can feel me responding to her touch.

Doris moans softly into my skin as my hands undo her jeans.

My hands slip inside, slipping down her slit.
She feels my fingers moving into her cunt, feeling her growing wetness.

Doris My knees go weak as I find her clit.

We stand there, masturbating each other as our mouths reconnect. My tongue slides into her mouth. Doris kisses me back, greedily. Her hand on my cock is moving faster. I need to taste you.

I break our kiss and move to my knees. Doris helps me pull my jeans down. She sees me, so erect.
Her tongue flicks out and she tastes me.

I've been wanting to taste you for so long she says
She lets her tongue drag up the length of my shaft.

She hears me suck in my breath.

Mmmm, you taste soo good, she says

She lets her lips glide over the head of my cock, barely brushing it.
Then in one move she pulls me into her mouth, deep.




She takes my full length into her mouth and sucks it.
My hands move into my hair as I lean back into the wall.

I've been wanting this, your cock in my mouth. Sucking you has me so incredibly aroused. I can feel my wetness soaking my panties, she says

She reaches down with her hand and slip it into her jeans, touching her self as she sucks me.

She can feel my cock pulsing now. I am not going to last like this

I drag my head up by her hair and kiss her hard, tasting my self on her lips. I push her back toward the bed and onto it.

She watches you as I strip off my clothes.
I kneel over her on the bed, kissing her again as I help her remove her clothes.

In a second we're both naked, exposed to each other. My hands wander over her, taking in every curve.



She lies back and feels the sensations running through her.
She closes her eyes as she feels my tongue licking her thigh.
She parts them for me.
She quivers as my tongue works its way up her legs.

Anonymous said...

read Ashes for Jimmy

De.vile said...

Saby, dude, too much porn is not good for your heart. You don't want to go out with your pants off, now, do you?

Anonymous said...

devilleeeeee

we can do less porn, ok?

and good one too.

Anonymous said...

hey sashassss

we are sorry

we really mean it

sometimes our tails get the better of us.


we can not help if jiimy house is posting bullshitt about doris and her eggrolls.

Anonymous said...

sashaaassss

we really want to comment on your blog and how cool you look in those shades.

but we never get to understand what you write.

what to do?


and we mouses get distracted by the nymph called deville.

she is 19 and horny and is available.

Anonymous said...

heyyyy

we mouses come here to make sashaass and hid gf deville happy and gayyy

and what do we get????

who looks after us when WE are sad?

no one!!!!

Anonymous said...

ok ok ok


since from now we need write about sashasss and his blog

so here goes...

what is "put knowledge into brains"?

what is "learning from DOING from a master"?

u perverttt!!!!!

DOING whommmmmm?

why do you need learn repairing cars or drilling girls (no, oil i meant), or plumbing leaking girls (the faucet i meant), if you work as a musician? or as a softass engineer?

it is not "ego leanrned" u twit!! it is "ego learnt"!!!

Anonymous said...

devilleee

don't deny the fact


you blush in your insides whenever i call you a nymph

Anonymous said...

sashassss

why you call blokes stupid if they play badminton?


thatz how they build their character



always remember this...from a man twice your age

you dont stay inside and call others stupid

and listen to junkie musocoans all the time


get out and play badminton...et out and play the games

with those 25 year old aussie chicks


and dont pretend you are a sad sad goth,
that leaves only deville in your list

Anonymous said...

if you can't stop cribbing and seek attention

get converted to christianity


shhhhhhhhhh

don't tell those bajrangwalees



and become sister alphonsa
and called a saint after 100 years


and make jesus your husband



wonder how many days in a week you can make out

Anonymous said...

and i did not sit inside the house and watch badminton


i met maria during a football match at dabolin


good catholic girls were not supposed to watch guys playing fotball
but she did

i saw the hunger in her eyes
i played the game and won for my team

and went to her and introduced myself
and rubbed her back gently as she said goodbye

stood in front of her house everyday
and showed her good times


snd omething good catholic gurls would not have seen
we are married for 30 years now

i still show her good times


she did not become a sister alpahnso







i bet jesus to her.


huraaaaaaa

Anonymous said...

maria was ordained to be a nun


she cried "bhagwaan ke liye muze chod do"

"please leave me for God sake"


that is what the gurls say the first time



and i did not.


now she makes me yell gaaaaaawd every morning.


when we have the love sessions.

Anonymous said...

in my 30 years of sex-(con)selling

i have never come across a case like stanley ibarra's.


he was a distinguished american soldier in war of afghanistan during 80s

he was wasted, came to goa and got hooked to ganjja.

he was always melon collie...like you sashass.

and then it started.
he started behaving like woman, became a transvertie.

i tried to cure him.

Anonymous said...

it did not help.


he started behaving like a woman who is pregnant

last heard, he was on jerry springers show.

Anonymous said...

you need cure too sashassss


time is not far enough when




you will be a pregnant cheerleader.

Anonymous said...

think outside the bun, taco-bell said

i could not stop thinking outside her bun
her name was veronica gonzalvez, a hotttt latina

she served me in taco bell


i like buns served with sour cream

Anonymous said...

Dear Sasha,

What does this mean from your post? - Bad habits,from doing too much music i guess.

Please select the following answer:

a) guitar broke
b) piano broke
c) mike broke
6) you broke

Anonymous said...

his knickers broke.

Anonymous said...

sashaa, please update who learnt drilling oil by mere watching it?

if you can not, please stop writing this blah blah.

Anonymous said...

his knickers broke after the music started and badminton games were being played

Anonymous said...

btw, sasha what skillz you talking about? you go to construction site, they will teach you how to drill for free


just wear a skirt and shave your legs and armpits and yes "prolly" your mush too.

Anonymous said...

and try bending a lot.

Anonymous said...

and why don't you learn repairing carz instead of "too much doing" music?

what exactly do you "too much do' music?

the phrase is kinky!!!

Anonymous said...

sashaa will log in now and say "fuck you annoy mouse" "screw you" "effer" "why dont you die".

so much so for too much doing music and that too, roger walter.

Anonymous said...

he is still ok...compared to that shrew K.

sasha at least acknowledges he should not be too much doing music, after saying 4 lettered words.

K strats a new blog and blames annoy mous people and cries and keeps on answering every comment, while she should be working.

does she really work?

Anonymous said...

she replies to ALL man. Even useless comments from mouses like - why is the world round and not flat.

Anonymous said...

Ashes dont cuss ok. pls mind it man.

Sasha are you an ABCD? Aussie Born Confused Desi?

if so, we will have to spank your bottom

Ashes said...

are you all really that stupid,or is it any virtue in trying to be jackasses when you aren't?
and anonymouse@Mon Oct 13, 02:14:00 AM is seriously upset with me.have i stepped on yer tail eh? or did my mousetrap hurt yer balls when they got caught in it.

and all you other stupid fucks are really dumb and not pretending to be dumb, stay away from my blog.

Anonymous said...

sasha you badddddddd boi
cussing haa
not nice way to treat your blog guests
pls kindly mind it ok

Anonymous said...

look ya i dont hate yer. i juss dun unnnersand yer posts. what is too much muzic, robert sumfin sumfin, itz diffcelt to read yer posts man

Anonymous said...

heyyyy sashasss

we are not mad at you or hate you.


we love to be here and find our cheese.

and if we do not tell you what mistakes you make, who else will?



here...have some parmesan.

we mouses have humoungous appetite but we won't mind sharing our food with you.










when is the next blog coming?



















please don't keep doing music too much. bad for music and doing too much is bad for men.

Anonymous said...

badminton association has hereby fined sasha aka ashes for making derogatory comments about our skilled sport, badminton which we have learned in skool. The punishment meted out to you is a 1000 lashes on your yellow aussie bottom and to receive flying kisses from Keshi.

mooouuuah mooooouuuahh


punisher_mouse

Anonymous said...

if you keep calling our sport as stupid, then you will have to spend a cold night with keshit in a sauna.

Anonymous said...

and we will make you DO the muzic
pls mind it

Anonymous said...

i reread the post ya. i still did not understand why these skills are important to be learned in skool. you know tuition money is verrryy expensive. these skills you are referring to sounds for skool dropouts

saltyfish said...

Reading your posts, I remember why I started writing .. *smiles*

(and psst, ashhh: Settings --> Comments --> Who can comment --> check "registered users" - keeps the anonymouses away ;))

Anonymous said...

not fair

not really fair

salty fisheses really smell awful.



ashes never gonna desert us.


ashes got deville and us for him.



we got none for us.


we alone.

Anonymous said...

salty fish pls mind it ok

minding_mouse

Jimmy said...

I escaped my caste



it is a shame on Indians that NRIs in USA
dont speak out against the caste system in India


the foreign Christian missionaries in India are doing the job

the only Indian who really tried to break the caste system was MK Gandhi



my grandfather was a bhangi (scavenger)
he converted to Christianity to escape his caste


most NRIs marry in their caste only
in accordance with papas wishes
some marry foreigners
but never blacks
Posted by Jimmy at 9:34 PM 0 comments Links to this post

Anonymous said...

I look at her face
and I sigh

her eyes are closed in sleep
and I wait for her to wake up

she had a long flight from Chicago to Mumbai
I picked her up at the airport

when I saw her walking down with her baggage
my heart skipped a beat

the pictures she had sent me didnt show what I saw now
she is beautiful and sexy beyond compare

and I hugged her and kissed her passionately
and I held back afraid I might get carried away


she is here with me for 3 weeks
we had plenty time

I took her to Pali Hotel
after a light breakfast at Out of the Blue

I booked her in
she flopped on the bed wanting to sleep
she told me to get the morning newspaper

when I returned
she had undressed and tucked in under the sheets
revealing nothing but a michievous smile

that told me she was fully naked under the sheets

Anonymous said...

jesus cries for you

he does


he cries for people who were forcibly converted by the portuguese


and converted for a piece of roti and a few scraps of fish and a few shades of roof on de head


and for those who got wiped from de face of earth, because they resisted de cross carried ny the zealous missionaries

and for those proud people who mass migrated from konkan to escape religious persecution




let us be happy for the "escaped" ones


my or your grandpa




and be proud for those who did stick to their birth religion, beliefs and tradition

and jesus cries


for those childish hungry eyes which were "bought" for the exchange of faith


he weeps because he is made a commodity of exchange by missionaries

putting a wooman under a burqa, buying faith with food, calling someone a chamar


are all sins




make sure YOU don't committ any sin


of not calling your gf when she misses you.

Anonymous said...

I wait for her to wake up
and I wait and wait

I pick up the newspaper to read
to divert my mind

every now and then I look
the sheets cover her fully

I see the sheet slightly raised over her chest
tantalizing, the sheet rises and lowers along with her breathing

I feel like how Adam must have felt
when God was fashioning his rib into a woman for him
asking God to hurry

but God just winked
and I sigh


in all the pics she had sent me
she was fully dressed

her shirt was buttoned up to her wrist
and up to her neck

Oh Lord
now she sleeps under the sheets fully naked
a promise of the garden of Eden with Eve

I am like a kid waiting for Santa to come and go
waiting to unwrap the presents feverishly

Jimmy said...

Restorative Justice
and India's Caste System
Article and Photos by J.S. Murthy


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

HINDU
For Kshatriya (Kurmi), handsome boy...an attractive, fair girl....
BRAHMIN
Wanted: a beautiful, educated girl for a handsome Brahmin boy....




--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

An Ancient Institution


The Beginnings of Change


The Caste System Today


The Methodist Church in India


Dr. James Massey


A high-caste Brahmin wedding celebration at Hawan Kund (the Hindu wedding altar).
In India, the lists of classified matrimonial ads in the newspapers are almost endless. Caste is always mentioned, invariably. However, personal ads today also mention religious affiliations and professions. Doctors, engineers, even computer-software specialists are advertising in India for mates.

Jimmy said...

The fact that the 3500-year-old caste system should survive in India today almost defies comprehension. It has been an aberration of the Hindu psyche. Indians who use lofty rhetoric about progress, characterizing their society as "united in diversity," seem to be simply perpetuating the system of social gradation that has blighted so many lives.


Social distinctions can still be discerned in modern India in many ways. Even a highly educated Brahmin physician (a Brahmin is a Hindu of the highest caste) wraps the wrist of a Sudra (or low-caste person) with a band of cloth before feeling for the patient's pulse. That way, the Brahmin will not to be "defiled" by touching the Sudra's skin. Low-caste people are forbidden to use the wells in villages that high-caste Brahmins use for fear they will pollute the water. A low-caste family is refused the right to bury a family member near their village, where both high and low castes live, because of a superstition that the dead person's ghost will haunt the high- caste people. And a Brahmin bachelor living in a state with only a few surviving Brahmin families has to wait for five long years while his parents search for a suitable mate of the same high caste as he.

Jimmy said...

A low-caste poverty-stricken street dweller.
An Ancient Institution
While scholars differ on the origins of the caste system in India, they agree that it is a very ancient institution. Some speculate that both the complexion and the occupations of the Aryans who invaded India around 1500 B.C. contributed to the growth of the caste system. The Aryan invaders, who spoke Indo-European languages, are believed by some to have been a fair-skinned, blue-eyed ethnic type. They dominated the darker-skinned original residents and made them subservient, much as the British did many centuries later.

According to the traditional Hindu view, human beings were divided into four categories on the basis of their intrinsic qualities. The highest caste, the Brahmins, were the thinkers, philosophers, and priests whose role was to provide both spiritual guidance and intellectual sustenance to the society. Originally, they lived on the charity of the people, given in return for the performance of various rites.

Next came the Kshatriyas, or Warriors, who were primarily concerned with the defense and governance of the state. The kings and rulers belonged to this caste. The third caste consisted of the Vaisyas, or Traders, who were involved in agricultural and commercial operations. In the fourth category were the Sudras, or Laborers. This caste, at the lowest rung of the hierarchical ladder, were responsible for various services, including menial jobs like scavenging and cleaning. They were considered "untouchable" and the three higher castes were not permitted to mingle with them. Marriage across caste lines was forbidden, and even now this taboo persists. Those who fall in love and marry in spite of the taboo risk excommunication from their castes.

This social system of gradation was given religious sanction by a verse in the ancient sacred writings of Hinduism and the earliest document of Indian history called the Rig Veda. Believed to have been composed between 1500 and 1000 B.C., it records that Brahmins came from the face of the creator, Kshatriyas from his arms, Vaisyas from his thighs, and Sudras from the soles of his feet. Members of the lowest caste were subjected to many restrictions in society.

Lower-caste women work all day picking weeds for a wage as low as 50 cents a day.

Anonymous said...

Oh Lord
I completely forgot

I slipped out of the room
went down and made a long distance call

I called her mom
told her that her daughter has arrived in Mumbai
she is sleeping now
jet lag

dont worry mom I told her
she is in safe hands

I will show her a good time
see that she eats healthy
and eats well

only she may not get much sleep
for at least three nights


mom laffed
u two have a good time

and tell me all about it
she giggled

I gotta go now mom
kisses and huggs

I love u mom
her mom insists that I call her mom
and not mother-in-law

she wants us to marry
but my love is not thinking about marriage

I proposed to her many times
but she turned me down
lets just be good friends hunny, she wud always say

Jimmy said...

religion by birth or
religion by conviction

Jimmy said...

birth mother i.e. biological mother

and there is adopted child and parents who may love u more

Jimmy said...

Mother theresa was mom to many abandoned children

Anonymous said...

who de helllllll are dese peopleeeeeee


catlick

roman catlick

roman syrina catlick

born again (????)

chrichian keralite

jacobite

dalli-it chrichhians

protest-ant

new life chrichhian

chricchi tamil

chricchi telugu

nadar

velliar

pentecost (petty coat???)

anglo indian (=hottttt gurlz)

orthodox

marthomite

chricchie kannadiga

konkani chricchi

mangiee (aka deville)

CSI (CSI miami??)

goan (=tony n diana)

malayalee

chricchie maharastrian

chricche syrian

lutheran chricchie

arcot lutheran chricchie

AG church

baptist

CNI (tv channel??)

ESI (tv channel??)

IELC (a company???)

evangelical (ratzzzzzzzzz...dey r chricchie taliban)

method-ist (mascochist??)

seven-day-adventure chricchies (4 min adventure a day is good enough)

TELC (one more tv channel??)

lastly...."not applicable"

Anonymous said...

if u can not live wid religion

by birth


den escape n find new havens


but dont


tempt change of faith n exploit people of their situtaions


itz akin to exploiting a young woman into sins.

Jimmy said...

hihihihihi


there are 148 diff christian sects on last count

Christians in GOA and Mangalore are roman catliks and Sonia Gandhi

Malayalees in Kerala are Syrian Christians

Anonymous said...

Tony Goa
Dianna Mangy

Anonymous said...

"Charity is a duty imposed on Christians by scripture, and in the case of Catholics the performance of good works is also a necessary (though not a sufficient) condition of salvation.

From Mother Teresa's point of view, the point of her charitable work was not to provide western style social services, western style medical care (or indeed any kind of medical care), or even western style hospice care. It was to bring relief and spiritual peace to the dying person, and if possible to asist that person to die "a good Catholic death" and to receive "a good Catholic burial."

Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Aplank/Criticisms_of_Mother_Teresa"

Anonymous said...

if u have to seek the truth, seek it like siddartha

if u have to free your people from slavery, free like mohandass

if u have to expand ur empire, expand it like akbar




if u have to expand your catlickism, don't hve hidden agendas like missionaries do



be open

be honest

declare

fight

pardon

as jesus did.





don't be a fanatic.

Anonymous said...

One dark night,
fired with love's urgent longings
- ah, the sheer grace! -
I went out unseen,
my house being now all stilled.

In darkness, and secure,
by the secret ladder, disguised,
- ah, the sheer grace! -
in darkness and concealment,
my house being now all stilled.

On that glad night,
in secret, for no one saw me,
nor did I look at anything,
with no other light or guide
than the one that burned in my heart.

This guided me
more surely than the light of noon
to where he was awaiting me
- him I knew so well -
there in a place where no one appeared.

O guiding night!
O night more lovely than the dawn!
O night that has united
the Lover with his beloved,
transforming the beloved in her Lover.

Upon my flowering breast
which I kept wholly for him alone,
there he lay sleeping,
and I caressing him
there in a breeze from the fanning cedars.

When the breeze blew from the turret,
as I parted his hair,
it wounded my neck
with its gentle hand,
suspending all my senses.

I abandoned and forgot myself,
laying my face on my Beloved;
all things ceased; I went out from myself,
leaving my cares
forgotten among the lilies.

Anonymous said...

beautiful, amen!

Anonymous said...

heyyyyyyyyyyyy deville

men wore masks on their faces to conceal their identity

when they modelled for jokeyes in 1920s




i will wear my jockeys on my faceee

just for you.

Anonymous said...

The bridesmaids have a secret to share
About our little bride
She is obsessed with underwear
That we cannot hide.

So for our special panty queen
We'll make her feel just fine
By working as a friendly team
To form a panty line.

Amy , these undies are to last you
All throughout your life.
And Jason will be pleased to say
He has a sexy wife!

So listen up to hear about
Your lifelong panty plan
These underwear, we have no doubt
Will last your whole life span.

The first are for your wedding day
Of course they are pure white
You know we all will shout, "Hooray!"
When we dance with you on that night

Anonymous said...

The next are for your honeymoon
They're sexy and all lace
We hope you'll leave your hotel room
'Cause the Bahama's a gorgeous place!













On Valentine's you'll wear this pair
Before you hit the bed
Love will be in the air
And we all know you love red.

Anonymous said...

And then after a year has passed
Anniversary number one
With these you'll surely have a blast
'Cuz leopard's so much fun!

Then when the time is right for you
And don't be saying, "Maybe"
You'll wear your little pink or blue
In honor of your baby.

And when your years of wedding bliss
Become the big 2-5
Don't worry - you'll just slip this on
To keep the sparks alive.

Then, finally when you're old and gray,
With these you can't go wrong,
'Cuz sorry - but at that age, Amy
You just can't wear a thong.

Anonymous said...

heyyyyyyy deville


that was for you



hope you wear the short frilled laced ones


and be happy









for once.

Anonymous said...

Close down the anon posts
it sucks to get lost in it's
foul wind.
peace

Anonymous said...

Kinni, Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is.

Anonymous said...

born in the US of A, tuff life

Income

1000 dollars per day, in my line of work in USA
100 dollars per day in India


Outgoings

in USA , in INDIA

Rent :
1000 dollars per month in USA .... In India : 20 dollars per month (owned appartment)
Gas : ? , ........... none: we have cheap BEST buses and local trains

motel : 100 dolars per day in CA ........ in GOA Rs 3000 Rs for a month in Calangute sea face
in GOA u can do skinny dipping too in the sea
parties all night, every night

fone bill and net : 200 dollars per month ? . ...... 450 Rs net: 1000 Rs mobile
Food : 1 dollar burger ........ Rs 5 vada paav

Maid servant: none . 1000 Rs per month making chappathis,, cleaning house
PS: Sharda behn is sexy, she also does: hair dying, massage, no she dont sex, she is a respectable lady, but others do for a few Rs more

pay toilet : 1 dollar ? , ....... FREE, u pee on the road and shit too if its Urgent

Anonymous said...

Question. What does a woman want?

Answer. A woman wants -
Penetration - of a horse
Duration - of a dog and
Repetition - of a bird.

Anonymous said...

i am a catlick in US of A

i was told india is a land of beggars, snake charmers and elephants

my catlick priests told me that indians are pagans, illiterates

they collected dollars to spread the message of jesus in india

and i came to india, for internship




and of course, there were beggars

and elephants



and rich folks too

but no snake charmers

and no pagans


i realised how deep a religions of the land go



and i fell in love with prayer wheels

n amazed by the wisdom of the teachings


i call myself as vasudhara now

no more clara


it means 'stream of gems' in holy ancient lang

Anonymous said...

visiting india from usa, 2000 dolars

spending time at taj mahal with bf, 100 dollars


taking a piss in a moving rickshaw,priceless.

Anonymous said...

eating vadapaav in mumbai, rupees 5

having a quickie with a hooker, rupees 200


waking up with a hooker on the bed side and with a diahorrea, pricelss.

Anonymous said...

buying a designegr ghaghra, rupees 200

getting a krishna tatto, ruppes 500


getting your feet in fresh cow dung,priceless.

Anonymous said...

travelling alone by bus from mumbai to agra, rupees 1500

travelling alone on train from mumbai to agra, rupees 3000

getting stared at and approached by indian men, priceless.

Anonymous said...

the marathi manoos killed the bhaiyyas.

thus ended the great tribe of krishna.

Anonymous said...

LTTE tammis killed the marathi manoos (over a plate of idli sambhar).

thus ended the great warrior tribe of shivaji.

Anonymous said...

scathing kannies killed tammies (over waters of cauvery and over rajni's speeches).

thus ended the tammies, one of the oldeset civilisation in india.

Anonymous said...

crazy sardars santa and banta killed kannies.

thus ended kannies, the most advanced.

Anonymous said...

santa and banta got killed themselves. they bought a marlyn monroe inflatable and read the instructions "inflate before use" and inflated themselves.

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Anonymous said...

gujjus got themselves killed too, they committed suicide (che che) over sen(sual)sex fall.

Anonymous said...

goltis got themselves killed too, watching too many young gurl hip gyrations in golti movies.

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Anonymous said...

bongs got themselves killed too, fish bones stuck in their throats when they pretended bhadarlok.

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Anonymous said...

lazy oriyans were killed by hindi "bhenchod"s.

Anonymous said...

lazy oriyans were killed by hindi "bhenchod"s.

Anonymous said...

jehhadis killed hindi bhenchods.

Anonymous said...

sunni jehhadis were declaring victory but they were lynched by shias.

Anonymous said...

catlicks ravaged shiatiies.

jiimy included.

Anonymous said...

lungi clad malayalees put down catlicks.

some lungis fell to ground during the fight.

Anonymous said...

assamese came from nowhere and kicked lungi asses.

Anonymous said...

assamese men could not hink beyong goan short skirted gurls. goans mowed them down.

Anonymous said...

the beautiful and the colorful rajastanis woke up from slumber and put goans in their place.


jiimy wet his jockeys.

Anonymous said...

rajasthanis had a taste of naga gurls in call centres and they never woke up.

Anonymous said...

the gorkhalees put nagas down.

Anonymous said...

gorkhalees went bankrupt with competetion from sindhis.

Anonymous said...

the kashmiriyat made sidhis run helter shelter.

Anonymous said...

the addi-vasis chased the kashmiriyats away.

Anonymous said...

addi-vasis lost their sanity watching too many indian idol shows in cable.

Anonymous said...

no one left now.

problem solved.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

when will Ashes propose to the devil ?

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

no one made man, u stupid jiimy

we were evolution species from apes




don't bring in ur catlick stories here

adam n eve were figments of imagination

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yestredy was haloween


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as a gurl football fan?


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touchdown.

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Little saby asks deville how old she is.

Her reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."

Saby then asks deville how much she weighs.

Again deville's reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."

saby then asks, "Why did your boyfriend leave you?"

To this, deville says, "You shouldn't ask that," and then sends him to ashes.

On the way to ashes, saby trips over deville's purse. When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out.

saby looks it over and goes back to deville saying, "I know all about you now. You are 21 years old, weigh 127 pounds and your boyfriend left you because you got an 'F' in sex!!!"

Anonymous said...

her bf didnt leave her
she left him


Ashes loves Saby more

Anonymous said...

how old/ young is Ashes
has he had sex education?

I mean OJT

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Maggie said...

Ashes where are you ? You have me worried : )

Anonymous said...

Hes fine...I thought u got married?

Maggie said...

I did. Where is he ? I miss him.

Anonymous said...

hes still where he was.... i told him abt ur comment...i dnt kno wt equation u have wid him...bt i guess hes jus not the kinds who misses ppl.....cant give u his no. here.... cant give u my contact either...mayb leave ur email or smthin....

Anonymous said...

oh n he abandoned this blog long bak...i jus skim through it nw n den....so he is nt readin ne of this....

Maggie said...

Oh that's just fine. I was more worried about him being ok than about getting in touch : )

I know he abandoned this blog, it just was the last place i could look for him is all. Just tell him Maggie said hello. He should know who it is. Thank you : )

Anonymous said...

he knows who it is ofcourse. i know who it is too i guess...though jus by chance....never did tell me really.....hes alrite....as alrite as he can be... will ask him to give u a buzz if he can

Maggie said...

That would be nice.

I have been worried about him. Good to know he's ok.

Anonymous said...

sry. he has lost ur no.

Maggie said...

Oh. Well, I don't feel comfortable leaving my number here. If there is some email address I could use to send it then it would be great. Or else he can mail me at megha_meg@hotmail.com

Thanks again :)

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