I head into a boxing ring, unprepared, weak and without a protective helmet. I pick any random fighter with a will to defeat that son of a gun in less than a round.I move within his range, keeping my hands down and allow him to beat me mercilessly.The ref wants to stop the fight, but i think it was just a bad strategy on my part and I will do better next round.Besides, I dont wanna appear like a pussy.So while I am on the stool I think of being a lil more alert.And then I see this distraction, those announcer girls and i dont plan. Next round, and I am all ready to break his damn jaw. I walk right into his jabs and once again i keep my hands down.real men dont flinch you see. And then he delivers an uppercut.I fall down. KO.
Why the hell do i loose?
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sashaaaaa
u twitfaced boi
it is not "loose"
it is "lose"
as in "i will lose my virginity to ya"
u moron!!
{illyria}--balls of iron and bagful of defeats.but well, i must keep fighting.
anonymouse-- yeah you are right@lose. i made a typo. and you are wrong@twitfaced and prolly right@ moron.
it is not spelt as "prolly" either silly sasha
PROBABLY
the nitpicking anonymouse--fuck off .and the name is Ash,not sasha
Maybe you are meant for a different game or maybe you just need to rewrite the rules of this one.
nit what?
sasha you a rude liddle bugger
say sorry.
or mousies will go on strike
cheese strike
haiiiii ikkadara!!!!
sasha, please mind it. your writing is no good than a literature student vomitting n pooping in his writing.
heyyyyy ikkiemouse
can a person vomit and poop at the same time?
sasha u englighten us pleaj
ashes why is you sad
be lik mousies
fun and happie
we loves pizza and ice cream
a little bit of pepsi
we also love to comment
smile and be happy happy
:D
am saying awwwwwww right now.
i am skared that sasha and deville get married and are blessed with babies.
imagine how would they be? dull and sad n melon collie. always whining and always cribbing and nonsensical and delusional.
oh maaai gawwwdddddd!!
ikkadar, i like french fries too.
that will be one crazy family yeah. always writing sad posts and not allowing the sun rays to stream through the living room and using high fundoo english. they will have to keep buying the latest version of Webster/Oxford every few years.
high fundoo english? what yaar ikkadara, these peepz write prolly and loose. those fundoo words like nihilism n melon collie only r in websters.
why use nihilism when you can not write probably and lose, no?
it is like a show yaar.
when there is no creativity, you gotcha (ehehehe, i sound like palin naaaaaa) write about sadness only.
sashass
please revel your substance of aboos.
what makes you so sad and sexy (in devilels delusional eyes)
please tell no?
ikkarada....please complete this yaar.
orange-blindness:deville::guava-diahorrea:?
hehehehhe, only person to have perennial diahorrea is sahass wonly.
i wonder how many more diapers he may need.
sashass's next post:
i woke up (i wonder why i even wake up) with my buts scratching. for a moment i forgot (why do we remember even? we live in memories, memories are we) that i was wearing gu-gu diaper. the diaper sounded strached and heavy. i tries to move and the gu-gu diaper made sounds which were so sad and creaky that it may leak any time.
why do i have to keep wearing gu-gu diapers? i once yesterday decided that i will get of my phony cucoon of sadness and despair and be a normal man. so i removed my gu-gu diaper and walked away (to glory)....not realising that i had to wear deville's bright granny underpants or my soiled pair of jeans.
i was down and hurt by meany comments of passerby. deville offered to come and change my diaper. but i had to show her that i like my phony cucoon, so i rejected the offer.
i came home sad and dead by the weight of my sadness. shoulders falling, i enetered my phony cocoon again.
i do not know why...why i like myself (or let others know) in this phony cucoon. what has given me? sadness each day.
"prolly" that is what i like. "prolly" that is what i need. for what i have to "loose"? (other than my loose and almost-leaky gugu diapers)?
i dunn seem to like anything and need anything, i need sadness.
sadness, come and wrap yourself around me. from my head to my toe. i breathe again as you sadness hugs me.
sadness, you reind me that i am not capable of needing anything.
or at least let others know that i dunn need anything.
sadness, dunn desert me. not till deville again offers to drop by and change my gugu diapers.
sadness, the other things i like are the utter nonsense verbal-diahorrea of deville as in "orange-blindness".
prolly i will be with you and with her coining phrases like that.
am glad of the warmth of your hug...and i never want to wake up again. but i do, and this darn gugu diaper is so heavy and my buts are scratchy.
i wish those damn nitwit annoy mouses come and clean my diaper and wash my buts clean and scratch it. they seem not to abhor me and seem to like me in some ways, but hell with those mouses.
i prefer being alone. mouses disturb me with my rendezvous with my lovely sadness.
and i like that word rendezvous. can be stronly used while whining from my phony cucoon.
anonymouses who reckon i am sad--no,i'm not.
I get sad like all normal people and I get happy too.The intensity is just a bit more.
and for the posts being sad,when one is happy why write and analyze.only when you are sad/angry you contemplate and write.at least thats my story.
not seeking sympathy nor seeking appreciation for creativity.just being myself.sad and all.
the intensity of your sadness is like an earthquake because our little cubby holes rattle and sleep is disturbed. pls mind it.
or will we DHL you truckloads of gu gu diapers
u win some
u lose some
or is it loose ?
hahahahahahahahaha
I am not gone crazy u ass
I just read the annony mouse comments
hehe ikkadara mouse watta sad post you have come up with. even ashes cannot compete with that!
i feel so sad after reading your superbly written saddu post ya.
sad_mouse
wanted: goan virgin gurl for tony. tony is a 25 something handsome guy working as softass engineer in company abc. he is a teeeetotaller and a vegitarian and is god fearing. he has lots of money in bank and lots of cheese stored in his hole (not a-hole, u ass!!!)
we want tall and slim and fair and convent ejaculated gurls wonly.
protestants and non-believers of christ and mangalorean and keralite chichshians, please excuse.
For Jimmy ---
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...!
Mr. Tony marries Ms. Pony and the marriage was ordained by MS Dhoni.
It is not a felony but just pure blimey. Their kid was ofcourse named phony. A total cranky wuss.
yaaaahahahahaha
excuse me coz am outta cheese for today :(
hahahahahahahahah
ikkie pikkieee u rock on yaaar!!!!
heheheheheeh
sashasssss help!!!!!
this chihuahua named sandu is scaring me off!!!
oh my gawddddd
it just went to de nearest pole!!
-Minnie-mouse.
pssst...tony can do with a virgin goan gurl
i like anglo-indian gurls only
they go crazy over my chikin vindaloo
v vil tie sandyiep to a pole and feed him grass
@#$%$#@
Diana is a a virgin
and will remain a virgin even after the wedding night
I never gave Tony sex education
and he dont surf
ashes my dear chap. be happy. let sun shine rays into your life and be rid of the darkness that surrounds you. be like us.happy liddle mouses. we have problems too. the cat is always out to get us. but we survive and smile and mouse around.
with lots of warm wishes and kisses
From,
ikkadara mouse, minnie_mouse, sad_mouse, ikkie_mouse, pervert_mouse (rest are sleeping now)
Tony just got exchanged
the aSS DONT KNOW HOW TO KISS TOO
their noses collided
got engaged I mean
Ashes after my daughter marries
I will be free
lets pack our bags and go to europe
there are no mice in Europe
got engaged to his ass?
ask Devil wooman to join in
shut up u Ass
u mouse with a tiny ass
i mean
on second tot No
virgins are messy
lets take Minnie
I heard Keshi is not a virgin
in the ass
40
lets take Ashes to 100
a few more pokes in the ass will do it
I want
I mean I need
Oh hell
never mind
jimmy ur tony has no ass
pony got a wide ass
you just a lame ass
jeeemy, my ass may be small
not my mouth
so pls mind it.
you don't need to kiss
not needed
to reach climax
it is just a stepping stone
the experienced ones know how to skip this stone
ends are better than means
ask any wooman
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
for the 45 annony mouses who shoot their mouth here
and FUCK U Jimmy too
-Ashes
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes. I had one thousand and sixty.”
Imelda Keshi Marcos
i only had 2 pairs on jockies. guess how i extended the usage? i used to turn the insides out and wear one day. and again turn the insides out and wear the next day.
wonder if imelda ever read mohandas.
Imelda and Keshi
and Ashes and Devil
they only rite
they dont read
these guys are locked within themselves
they cherish mellon
collie
these guys never visit others
and they dont care if nobody reads what they rite
I feel sorry for these guys
locked in their rooms
shutting the sun out
- Vest
www.dailygaggle.com
always use fruit of the looms jockeys. long lasting. comfortable. fruity.
sashasssssssss
they discovered a new plant in belbonia
it is "horny goat weed"
i can buy some for you
gud news and relief for your gf.
vest needs viagara
diana is still a virgin?
i dont know.
DAMN
why do u mouses want to no?
go back into your holes
hihihihi
annony mouses are the only guys who can enter their own holes
jimmy is not invited today.
buzz off
sad_mouse
bored_mouse will take over the commenting duties for today
deville pls mind it
mine is the 60th comment
buzz off bored_mouse
the anonymouse who wants to be me@Mon Oct 06, 02:07:00 AM--looks bad on you.why wanna be a sad Ashes when you can be a happy mouse?
to other anonymouses--behave
hihihihi
he dont want to be u Ashes
he wants to be in u
its the gay mouse
he is happy
gay i mean
Shucks Ashes
u gotta call Pest Control now
these mouses have gone too far
jimmy dahlin
stuff some cheese up yer ass
cottage cheese perferably
and no, mouses do not eat cottage cheese.
we mouses will spray paint ur sagging butts with pest control, jiimy
u ass!!!
itz tough
itz incredibly tough
becuz the enemy knows the stakes
of putting up 100 comments on this ass's blog
Ashes, I wrote this only for YOU :)
LOVE without PASSION is weak tea
yesterdays coffee
canned juice
bottled water
a meal lacking salt
lacking spice
without Passion
Love is sterile
I wud prefer to be hated passionately
than be loved like an old friend
who is always there
Daisy_Mouse
last heard, diana was a mangie.
hahahahaha
tony will get impure
whenever he will surf n learn
love thy neighbour, he said
i lusted her
and she invited me for tea when her husband was away.
i fart
therefore i am.
i poop too, helluva lot
i gave her a diamond ring n waited
n she showed up with her new bf
with her new pantylines showing.
diana wears the pants
tony wears a wonderbra
mouses live in their home
Saby vists us regularly
was it tony with pantylines?
weapons of mass destruction, they cried
n i changed the channels
n watched assets of pam anderson, hair raised
go to sleep ikkadara mouse. ikkie_mouse, sad_mouse, bored_mouse, daisy_mouse, pervert_mouse will take over now.
no. tony wears no undergarments. not even mens.
he must be cold and unprotected :(
sashaaaaaa
mouses love-love and love-hate u
always remember
love came first
no one did nibble at u, with love.
no, not that. tony says it is easy to scratch that way.
yaaaahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
i followed her, quite bewitched
and stopped her and made passionate love under the bridge and then realised...
damnnnn. she-males can be hottttttt
hush little mousie dont you cry
coz mama mousie is gonna buy you a mocking bird
and if the birdie dont sing we'll send it to saby dadaji
hush little mousie go to sleep
why do i have this sultry feeling of revealing of my cleavage
to my gay friend
n watch him squirm n struggle with his sexual emotions, why?
psst: lil_mouse is working too.
"will you come in for some coffee?", she coyly asked,
after our date, while dropping her home
n i confessed to her that i hve immature-ezaculation.
"It might be a shock to see me, but that's no reason for people to act crazy, and it doesn't give them license to chase me down the street."
– Prince, describing some people's reaction to finding him knocking on their doors as a Jehovah's Witness, to USA Today
"i am cold" she said, i offered my sweater and she took it
n took my time, my love n my lust n my manly youth
n the alimony too. u beeeeetch!!!
no kids?
kids are sent to stay with granny deville.
they must be saddu kids by now and defrocking knights and frogs
last heard, they raided bright panty drawer.
devillie is hunting for them.
tell her that ash is at de dorr, with flowers in hand.
i remember my first time.
it was sunday
at the church with the goan girls in skirts. no they did not even touch me.
yes.the goan girls in skirts did not even touch me.
but there was someone else.
in the confession box, the other side.
hoo
hoo
he asked me to call him as "ivan, de horrible" and not as "father"
he also mentioned he has a holy grail
100
FUCK they did it
Ashes ass must be sore as hell
there is a plagiarist mouse in this group
name the plagarist mouse and we shall skin his tail
head_mouse
my dearest Daisy
The essentials of happiness are: something to do, someone to love, and something to hope for.
knowing you and being with you has given me all of the above.
Kisses,
- Annony mouse
you bloody pervert. stay away from daisy
brother_of_daisy mouse
loving her secretly
in the shadows of the night
behind closed doors
in my dreams
- Annony mouse
Pssssttt Daisy
come round the corner
and I will show u my hole
Passions revealed,desires sedated,never once believed,such pleasures awaited.Romance claimed lost,desire now greed,no estatic long nights,just fullfilling a need.
But with lingering glances,on satin smooth skin,through the night we languish,in the erotica of skin.A candle lit dinner,alone to test our will,champaine on ice ,inhibitions to chill.
A fire in the hearth,our only light,yet hold back the urges,as passion fills the night.Caressing your hair,a masage designed to please,your breathing grows soft,a sensual tease.Lips finally meet,so tender and hoping,tounges intertwine,searching not groping.Finger tips trace,from your neck down your spine,awakening nerves the pleasure ,devine.
Cloths whisper as they fall to the floor,bringing pleasure in the skin they show,no rush no hurry all night,to take it slow.A trail of kisses,the soft backs of knees,bodys aching yearning,eager to please.
By the light of the fire,
two bodys join in an ancient rite,
as soft moans of pleasure,
become the sounds of the night.
I dream of a day
when chickens can cross the road
without their motives questioned
- Alexandra The Great Annony mouse
Life is an ice cream
Enjoy it before it melts
until u have learned to be tolerant with those who do not always agree with u,
until u have formed the habit of looking for the good instead of the bad in the guys u meet,
u will neither be successful or happy
- Napoleon Hill
My COCK
u may love her a lott
but unless u passionately love
(Lust) her,
u cannot participate in God's plan of creation
- Annony mouse
all great works of art
is fuelled by Passion
the Lust for a man or woman
- Annony mouse
Daisy
I miss you like the sky misses the birds
I miss you like a song without the words
And everyday away from you it hurts
Cuz I'm missing you like crazy
I miss you like the sun misses the day
I need you like the desert that needs the rain
And baby it's driving me insane
Cuz I'm missing you like crazy
I'm missing you like crazy
Sitting here, thinkin' bout how much you
You mean to me, you're my love, my baby
You're my friend my homey
What we got can't be replaced
I see no one, taking ya space
Anywhere you take me
I'll follow
Cuz everytime I gotta go, I look into your eyes and then I know
You'll be waiting for me,and no matter how long that may be
I know that you are always there for me
Oh baby, I can't wait until I have you here
Sometimes at night I get it bad
I think about the times we share
So I rush to call you hoping you miss me too
The speacial way you say my name
You soothe my heart, make it ok
You're not here so I hold
My pillow
Cuz everytime I gotta go, I look into your eyes and then I know
You'll be waiting for me,and no matter how long that may be
I know that you are always there for me
Oh baby, I can't wait until I have you here
Baby, I'm missing you like crazy
And I'm hoping that you miss me too
I'm missing you like crazy
And I...
Will always Love you, oohh
Will always Love you You
My darling you
Mmm-mm
Darling I love you
I'll always I'll always Love You..
Oooh Ooohhh
Oooh Ooohhh
daisy_mouse
Fuck !
its mating season again
ASHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
pls mind it jiimy mouse.
i will break your teeth if u keep running behind my sis daisy_mouse.
u bhikkarchod!!
pls mind it.
- Broda-mouse.
ashes kindly tell jimmy to mind his wordz plz against our sister - daisy_mouse
sadly thanking you
sad_mouse
I am sharing Daisy with VEST
he will be here soon
he has been married to just one for 56 years
he wants someone new
Oooh Ooohhh
daisy_mouse
Oooh Ooohhh
daisy_mouse
oooohhh
a menage-a-trois
VESTTTTTTTT
hurry
VEST
hurry dammit
her brother is not around
where IS vest?
daisy_mouse
OMG
is this real?
is this really going to happen?
I will count up to 5. If Vest does not show up. You can leave Jimmy
1 2 3 4...
daisy_mouse
WHAT IS HAPPENIN HERE?
DAISY, GO HOME!
- Broda_mouse
ooopsie!
sorry jimmy, vest. bye
daisy_mouse
DAMN
damn u Baroda mouse
Daisy
next time we will call ashes
Noisy sex equals good sex
Expert view
There's no link here between porn and real-life sex.
Why some women wail more than Destiny's Child and others just murmur is a personal thing, not a reflection on your carnal prowess.
"The emotional explosion in some people is due to the release of natural 'emotional chemicals' during sex, like serotonin and adrenaline," says sex therapist Julia Cole.
Want to know whether that moan of pleasure is genuine?
Women's chests flush red when they're fully aroused.
Plus she'll have torn your hair out.
sex counsellor mouse
once dere lives a proud man named ganguli
called as dada
nowz de time to alwida
MATASHREE, DAISI SE PUCHIYE KI YEH KYA KAR RAHEE THEE!!!!
BESHARAM BELAJJA
don't know why...word 'lajja' makes me think of my ex-love..named taslima nasreen
My poem for Ashes :)
Love is all around
But, I am still alone in the pond
There is no music around
I am turning deaf with no sound
I look all around
Deep in the ocean, high in the sky but no one to be found
There is no one liking me around
This makes me feel like a gond
I try to go around
To find some love and have a bond
There is no reason for me to be around
When there is no one having fond
No one around
Better to bury myself in the ground
With love.
From,
Daisy_mouse
-Brudda_mouse
I was just being a good friend to jimmy and vest.
Daisy_mouse
i went to my apartment office today...and there she was, the gurl worker
in tight black trosers and she bent in front of me...how much did i admire the generosity...
she knew what she did...when i left..i felt her hand touch mine for a few seconds n de sparks flew.....
someone please make these oba n cain shut upp!!
i saw de repulic flag in her office n me a democrat
we can never mate or even touch each other more.
daisy, pls mind it
or i have you wear a borkhaa
hope this helps.
we are innerly pleased that tatas have vacated singur.
we hope the poor farmers get back their land and grow orchids and earn more money than all these softass engineers.
- komrade-mouse.
we are innerly pleased that tatas have vacated singur.
we hope the poor farmers get back their land and grow orchids and earn more money than all these softass engineers.
- komrade-mouse.
'what kind of gurls u like' she asked...'u know, de mature ones, umm...'
'whaddaya mean?' she snapped
n showed her DDs; 'babyyy, i can not get any more mature', my ears loved hearing that
'what kind of gurls u like' she asked...'u know, de mature ones, umm...'
'whaddaya mean?' she snapped
n showed her DDs; 'babyyy, i can not get any more mature', my ears loved hearing that
i voyeur
therefor i am
did not know utube had video of me getting wedgie in school #$%%%?@@@
i read bout space-time continum n of event-horizons
n i sleep n i wake up
n i poop and all i think why my poop has dode mustard seeds from yesterday
i read bout space-time continum n of event-horizons
n i sleep n i wake up
n i poop and all i think why my poop has dode mustard seeds from yesterday
r u mature Daisy dear
I mean r u matured?
I and Vest and Ashes love mellons
beeg juicy lemmons
daisy_mouse (mouse on duty)..
hhiiiiiiii; dis is lil mousie wid all dose comments
am sorry; i want to be a spuer-king-kong bitch tonight
dahlin lil_mouse
should i wear the red or pink polka dot bow on my head?
got a date tonite
daisy_mouse
daisss
dis is lil moousie again, i gotta work tonight :(
n i bought those torquiose earringss...will be dent in pay check but i likelikelikelike dem!!!
wear de pink one stupid...u r a tomboish gurl, but not a boi.
dat mellon-lemmon commentw as not frm moi :(
- lil-mouse.
btw, brenda is moving to north dakota.
she won't be interning in india this year....bitch picked up all saris n paintings n jewellery with all her savings lollll
lil mousie again. bk to work. shucks.
lemmon comment was from me
asses asses where are you
deville have you seen him?
NO
but I seen De Vile
nude
Daisy Daisy
I am no more crazy for u
u can have Ashes
I want Deville
shuchksssh
my brudda_mouse is not at home now
anyway, ashes ashes, let me blow ya some kisses
saby want me no more
daisy_mouse
asses where are you
why hasn't deville congratulated you yet for receiving 100+ comments
notty gurl
head_mouse
asses where are you
why hasn't deville congratulated you yet for receiving 100+ comments
notty gurl
head_mouse
Daisy Daisy
I still have the hottz for u
Devile is too mellon collie
no funn
meloncholic love
shurrup yer mouth
daisy_mouse
For Jimmy Again -
The Cab Driver Goes to Heaven
A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven.
A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these proceedings with interest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher's entry in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow and says, "Okay, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff."
The preacher is astonished and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie."
St. Peter responded matter-of-factly: "This is heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed
DAMN
I was doing Disco dandiya with Daisy
we were doing great
stick for stick
never missing a beat
and the beat quickened
and all of a sudden
the cops came
and switched off the lights
and the last beat got Daisy on the head
and she collapsed in my arms
knocked out cold
oooOOOhh AAAAaahhhh
Daisy_Mouse
Ashes is from Australia
Devile from India
I wonder where the annonmy mouses are from
it is 145 AM in India now
no comments now
which means the annony mouss are sleeping in India
I love u guys
and I want to meet u ppl
mebbe Feb 21, 2009
thats when Tony marries Diana in Mumbai
this is an invite to Devile and Ashes and u annony mouses
and Daisy
I sure hope she is a she
her brother is not invited
RSVP dasouzasaby@gmail.com
Jimmy--congrats and my wishes to the couple.Thanks for the invite.
p.s:- I take back my comment that the anonymouses were funny.Either they have lost touch or they never were funny.Plain boring.
we never claimed we were funny, you sashassss!!
go get ur spellings right!!!
jimmy mousie, thanks but no thanks, i can not make it.
-Broda-mouse.
dais sweetsssssssssss...
i got gantia frm de indian store here...n i want chai :P
hows u sexie?
hey jimmmy, lol! i am sooofar..
thanks dearie fer de invite!!!
n hope diana does nt stay virgin for long!!!!!
-Lil mousie (==petite one)
Broda-mouse--Go fuck yerself.or else just die.
sashaaaas, if i die, then you gotta clean it up, you silly boi!!
and did you calld (d)eville?
anyway, wish you a happy dessara.
peace out maan!!
psst: am tired of effing myself. two is a company. buzz m back if you have a smooooooth back..mm
Happy Dassehra guys
Ashes y u cannot come?
u in Australia?
come with Keshi
Ya come together
DeVile I new u from ages
even before he was born
wud love to hugg n kiss u
and Daisy where u from?
come with your berather if u cant come alone
will give him caju fenny
and knock him out
before the close dancing session starts
hihihihi
I finally figured out who hacked my PC and stole my password
it was Pithaly
I am now line marowing his bibi
helping her with accounts and stuff
and generally being nice to her
she is sweet
I dont believe in sat janam tak
and sati
I want widows to love again and marry
I hope when I die
some annony mouse here will get the hottz for my bibi
and give her loving
the world must go on
dont grieve for me when I go
I enjoyed my life to the full
and I am sated
just one more thing I have to do beore I go
look under Daisy's skirts
Keshi has left a new comment on the post "Tagged by Fira":
Jan it's Oct 2008 now...Christmas will soon be ard the corner too. Thats the time I think of u alot. Cos u disappeared from Blogville on a December's day...
*HUGZ* u know I miss ya...
Keshi.
Posted by Keshi to janice at 11:22 PM
hit me baby one more time
britney_mouse
Is there feni at the wedding? It's been long since I got drunk
169 comments...
i like 6 9
it is better than 9 6
or 6969
or 9669
hmmmm
bang bang bag
i know wat u r thinking, u pervertttt
i was watching cowboy movies (i like how the cowgirls ride)
(d)eville is a mangieeee?
sheeeks.
(d)eville...i can allow u drink elixir
only if u smile
just once.
i dont like goans
or mangies
i like anglo indians. they are as horny as hell.
o father in heaven
pardon dis sinner
dis sinner broke the hehart of a beautiful n lovely anglo-indian gurl.....
no, shut up u prevert father!!!!
dont ask me if we did it
me n cremilda were making out on the sofa
n she spilled the wine on it
i asked her to clean it immediately n she left me, insulted. beeeeeetch!!!
some mouse here likes to write hotttt maiden stories
i like those stories too
i even like maiden vs. maiden videos on HDtv
no...both maidens were wearing only aprons till de end
it is impossible to have a Goan wedding without feni DeVile
u can dont serve food no prob
all that Goyenkars want is unlimited booze
a lively band
a great compere
and a great crowd
it is also a NONO to dance with your own wife
180
you are welcome ashes/sasha/asses
guyssssssss
chrles sobraj weds his 20 yr old girlfriend
he is 64
i am 58 n deville is 19 (she lies obviously, sweet liarrr)
do me and deville have a chance?
to wed and dance the life together.
From Daisy_Mouse to Jimmy -
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''''I''m Eddie, I''m here to pick up Betty. We''re going for spaghetti, is she ready?''''
"No," the farmer said.
The second beau came to the door and said, ''''I''m Joe, I''m here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''''
"No."
The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''''Hello, my name is Chuck.''''
The farmer shot Chuck.
dear ashes,
I am feeling at odds with meself. I dont know if I should go left or right. what to do. Am so utterly confused.
why does this always happen to me?
There seems to be no respite.
the car blinker is blinking and am not sure which way to turn.
help me
confused_mouse
I learnt loving and making love from Doris, a middle aged lady.
Doris was not beautiful in the coventional sense. Doris was past her prime, Her boobs sagged. Her face was not the face of a beauty queen.
But Doris was an angel to me. Even before my first lesson, I had fallen in love with Doris.
She disappeared from my life.
Now I am infatuated with older women.
Young women dont turn me on.
Doris
i was nearing 26 and still a virgin
i told Iggy
he introduced me to Doris
Doris, he said needs help - to run her home
she has a hubby who is impotent and jobless
she gives out for money and pleasure
Doris is not young iggy said
but she is cheap
Done, i said
i knocked on Doris' door
Doris was plump with lotts of curves
i swallowed hard, there was a lump in my throat
and a pistol in my jeans getting loaded
Doris smiled and invited me in
make yourself comfortable she said
i stretched out on the sofa
she came back with a tea pot and 2 cups
we made small talk while she poured out the tea
as i sipped the tea, my eyes were glued to her boobs
i was starved and Doris saw it
(Iggy must have told her too)
Doris smiled sweetly and said
shall we go to the bedroom
i followed her sporting a hard on that was embarrasing
Doris lay on the bed
i sat by her side not knowing how to proceed
Make yourself comfortable Jim she said
while she slipped her dress over her head
revealig soft nylon bras that were overflowing
i gasped
doris asked do u like what u see Jim?
i cud not answer my jaw had dropped
Heyyyy Jim she said
get comfortable
get out of those jeans
i tugged at my belt and unbuckled
pulled my jeans out
to reveal the erect pistol straining at the fabric of my VIP jocks
and i stopped
doris was watching
and she liked what she saw
take off your shirt Jim she said
and come lie down by my side
i was now at the gates of heaven
lying down inches away from a buxom angel
my throat was dry
i was fully nekkid now
Doris was sitting on the bed still in bra and panties
she put her hands behind to unclip her bra
and stopped
do it for me Jim she said
i was all thumbs and it took a while to do it
then it finally came off
and i let the bra fall to her lap
and i saw Doris' boobs in all their glory
she was gorgeous
her boobs heavy and full but did not sag much
i flopped on the bed
and pulled her down to my side gently
we were now face to face side by side
i ran my fingers through her hair
my other hand around her neck
i let my fingers run over her luscious lips
her mouth parted open
and i brought my mouth her mouth
i kissed her lips with my lips
this was my first kiss
and i did not know a thing about french kissing
Doris looked happy
i put my hand on her breast
and caressed her breast gently with my cupped hand
my thumb playing with her tit
and as i played i felt her tit growing
and i put my mouth to her tit
and i sucked greedily like a baby
i now pulled out my other hand from behind her neck
and my other hand squeezed her other tit
Doris gasped
her breasts were heaving now
and her breath now changed rhythm
she was panting
and so was i ....
I bit her nipples, running both of my hands over her body,
stroking her stomach, her chest, her breasts,
and her thighs.
As I moved my hand up her thigh to her stomach,
my hand was drawn closer and closer to her mound,
and I started running my hand up the inside of her thigh
and across her mound to her belly button,
and back down across her crotch and stroking down her other thigh.
After stroking across her pussy a few times,
she took my hand in hers and moved my hand to guide me
to rub her bud
I enjoyed looking at Doris' naked body,
her body was very curvaceous,
her hips were wide,
her pubic hair was thick and curly,
I could see her pussy lips,
slightly open and ready,
and her pussy was shining, wet
She smiled at me when she saw me looking,
and pulled me to her and kissed me.
Her kiss drew me into raptures,
and I rubbed her bud as we kissed,
breathing each other's breath,
tasting one another
Her other hand was stroking me all over my body,
and mine was moving all over her body
and Doris reached further down
and was shocked to find
I was still in my jocks
Doris told me its time for the real thing
I pulled off my jocks
and i was hard
Doris parted her legs
and opened out her arms
beckoning me to enter
I propped my self up
and i was about to enter
and it happened
i spilled all over her mound ....
I was devastated and Doris saw it
she did not laff or
namaste jiimy uncle.
ban jimmy. he is a shit head!
angry_mouse
Dirty comments are not from mouses.
pls mind it
angry_mouse
whatsa matter?
u mouses dont sex?
how u multiply?
Sex is dirty?
Jeeezz
lets ask Ashes, the host
and DeVile
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