I head into a boxing ring, unprepared, weak and without a protective helmet. I pick any random fighter with a will to defeat that son of a gun in less than a round.I move within his range, keeping my hands down and allow him to beat me mercilessly.The ref wants to stop the fight, but i think it was just a bad strategy on my part and I will do better next round.Besides, I dont wanna appear like a pussy.So while I am on the stool I think of being a lil more alert.And then I see this distraction, those announcer girls and i dont plan. Next round, and I am all ready to break his damn jaw. I walk right into his jabs and once again i keep my hands down.real men dont flinch you see. And then he delivers an uppercut.I fall down. KO.
Why the hell do i loose?
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this calls for drinks
and dancing
and more Sex
boxing as a sport shud be banned
not sex
lets put it to Vote
those in favor
raise your Dick
women and Daisy may remain seated
sex is divine.
as long as u r protected.
never buy dose made in china condom!!!!!
sex is divine
till u climax
n fall bk n go to sleep while beeetch expects u love tlak wid her.
i sex
therefore i am
i was a crazy 18 yr old one time...dose raging hormones!!
i sex
therefor i am
i hve uncontrollable bowel movements as i sex.
me n her...
we came together
i cum on may 17 th n she cum on may 18th
whatttttttttt
i meant we both came to mumbai...u pervert!!!!!
to meet jiimy mouse.
me n yoalnda...
had wild crazy sex on HAY.
that is how i got MAD COW DISEASE.
last heard frm ozzie lands....
sashass walks around in his home naked
just bottom naked, he does wear a walt disney shirt.
we keep it private and not for buggers like you to know
jimmy_hating_mouse
hayyyyy hoooooooooo
hayyyyy hooooo
hayhoo
hyho
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yikes!!
hey i dont like the comments falling into the second page!
annoyed_mouse
I was devastated and Doris saw it
she did not laff or cuss
dont worry Jim
it happens to all first timers, she consoled me
but the mood was gone
hers and mine
Doris took the sheet and wiped her self
and told me
we need a coffee break
get dressed Doris said
and she dressed too
Go and relax on the couch Jim
while i make us some coffee ....
I went out and flopped on the couch
and took a magazine to read
it was FEMINA with pics of beautiful women
but i was spent
after a few minutes Doris was back with coffee in a tray
she handed me my cup
and she sat opposite me
and got talking
she said she really liked me
and told me to tell about my loves and my passions
i told her about Clara the girl in school
she was beautiful and i had a crush on her
that lasted for a long while
but i was not Claras type
and she didnt care for me
i told her all
Doris lissened attentively
and sympathized
Dont be in a hurry to marry said Doris
wait for the right girl to come along
I looked at Doris wondering
I now looked at Doris more and more as we talked
I liked her smile
I liked the way she carried her self
she dressed modestly
not showing cleavage
not showing her curves
she wore a loose gown that hid her curves
she looked like a lady
but i was not fooled
she was hott inside that gown
I watched the way her lips moved as she talked
I looked at her dress front
knowing what lies inside
I looked at her legs that showed below her dress
her feet
but my eyes were on her breasts more
and i was getting erect again
and my eyes looked into her eyes
with longing
and Doris saw
she smiled
shall we move to the bedroom again?
Doris asked with a sweet smile
I got up and kissed Doris on her lips
this time her tongue darted forward and pried upon my lips
sliding her tongue in between my lips and sucking gently
and my tongue darted into her mouth too and we played tongue to tongue for a while
I was holding Doris and I cud feel her nipples stiffening through her dress.
It was the sexiest, hottest and most intoxicating kiss I ’d ever received.
Doris was careful not to get me all worked up though
She took my hand and led me to the bed again
This time there was no need of more foreplay for Doris and me
But i loved Doris now and I wanted to compensate for my disastrous performance earlier
This time when she parted her legs and invited me
I put my mouth there instead
and i made love to her with my mouth
and i went at her like she was ....
I tongued and licked and sucked
again and again all over her pussy
and she was heaving and buckling and jamming my head with her thighs
I kept on and on
until she ...
she really erupted and wet my face and chin
and i savoured her taste
and i wudnt budge
i kept on gently licking as she subsided
and then prsssed my face to her mound and lay there for a while
and then I crawled up the bed and kissed her again tenderly
as lovers do
Doris was delirous and she was in tears
and i kissed her tears away and i wondered why the tears
Doris kissed me
and told me
Friday, October 10, 2008
a funn evening with Sunny, a crazy NRI in USA now settled in Mumbai
Sunny is a Brahmin Gujarathi. a Post Graduate from USA
he is a misfit here too
I invited him for Dinner and drinks at OUT OF THE BLUE
We reached at 8 PM
he ordered VODKA and lemonade
I sipped red wine
We were having funn with the girls (stewards)
I introduced Sunny as gay
them the clock struck 9
Sunny abruptly stood and says to me
I gotta go
I thought he meant to the loo
The sonovabytch said he gotta go home
he had promised his dad he wud leave the place at 9
I was mad
if u gotta go u gotta go
but man I am not paying the bill
u fucked up my evening
he told the Captain he wud pay tommorow and he left for home
I had another glass of wine
and I left too
When I reached home
I ring Sunny
he says I am still on the road walking home
walking??
the sob had only Rs 50 on his wallet
hahhahahahaha
I laffed
He cussed
Posted by Jimmy at 3
oooohhhhhhhh
Daisy_Mouse
I love u now Jimmy
jimmy_hating_mouse
I like it
I like it
annoyed_mouse
not a single man she entertained
had ever done that to her
they all came for their pleasure alone
she said
and she hugged me close
and kissed me passionately
and snuggled by me
I was technically still a virgin
but it didnt matter
I had cum along with Doris
and Doris saw it
but she didnt mention it
she made me promise that i will visit her again tommorrow
same time
Yes Doris i will come again tommorrow
I said
and I kissed her as I got up to leave
told her to sleep for a while
I will find my way out
I'm standing outside Doris door.
It's the anticipation that's keeping me from knocking.
How will it be when we finally do it?
Will I last the distance?
I want soo much to pleasure Doris
We've been waiting for this day. We've both been wanting it so much.
I suck in my breath and let it our slowly.
I knock and wait.
i knock and wait.
the door opens.
there she is, my lady love
goddess of lust.
"come in inside, saby dcasta" she said sweetly.
my pistol was alive and kicking.
she wore a thin skirt
that dropped gently on her knees
her hair smelled nice
shampoo or something
i sat on the sofa, my pistol rubbing my thighs
i wore a pair of black trousers and a pink shirt that day.
she brought me some eggrolls and some cashews.
"a man needs his energy" she said, wryly
she sat next to me
me and doris
i could not wait
snatched her hand and kissed it.
more encouraging smiles my way
i needed no more approvals
i lifted her in my arms
walked to the bedroom
closed the shades and the door
put on beathoven
it makes me erect and gay
and so it started
the marathon 4-play
with my tetacher
i cuddled upto her
and bit her red lips
and whispered in her eears how tasty they are
her hands were already on my chest
"oooooh saby dcasta"
"i wanted you so badly"
and she ripped open my pink shirt
and licked my manly nipples
and pushed me down on the bed
i gasped
under her weight
she removed my trousers too
and then it happened
and then it happened
she was just about to lift her skirt
and place herself on my pistol
itw as already popping out of my jockeys
i heard a weird noise
a bad bad bad smelly fart
it was not pleasant at all
and the gas hit my pistol and my thighs
"oopsie, that was me" doris said
"too much eggrolls you see"
she was apologestic
but the room got very smelly
my pistol shrank
as much as nasdaq and dow jones feel each days (nowadays)
i struggled to get up
and it happened again.
and it happened again.
i was getting up
it was awkard situation
doris grinned
and she farted again
just on my face
as i was getting up
the eggrolls in gaseous format hit my face
on my nose, my eyes and in my mouth
i fell back on the bed
and i saw something
her monthly colors
spreading from my panties under the skirt
she saw my face and realised it
"sorry, looks like am out of tampoons again"
"i am sorry dear"
and my pistol shrank the most
like GM's shares
i was angry
i got up, pushed her aside
"you should have told me to come later" i said
my face still smelled like eggrolls
i left the room, beathoven sounded ever cacophonic
i heard it again.
it came loud and got louder.
the barrage of gases erupting.
i heard doris crying
she was embarassed
i felt rushing back and hold her in my hands
and console
i opened the door
and it hit me
the eggroll-monster
i had to close the door
doris kept crying
we were separated
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