Thursday, October 02, 2008

Fight

I head into a boxing ring, unprepared, weak and without a protective helmet. I pick any random fighter with a will to defeat that son of a gun in less than a round.I move within his range, keeping my hands down and allow him to beat me mercilessly.The ref wants to stop the fight, but i think it was just a bad strategy on my part and I will do better next round.Besides, I dont wanna appear like a pussy.So while I am on the stool I think of being a lil more alert.And then I see this distraction, those announcer girls and i dont plan. Next round, and I am all ready to break his damn jaw. I walk right into his jabs and once again i keep my hands down.real men dont flinch you see. And then he delivers an uppercut.I fall down. KO.

Why the hell do i loose?

249 comments:

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{illyria} said...

not all fights were made for winning. sometimes it's just all about sheer balls.

Anonymous said...

sashaaaaa

u twitfaced boi


it is not "loose"

it is "lose"

as in "i will lose my virginity to ya"



u moron!!

Ashes said...

{illyria}--balls of iron and bagful of defeats.but well, i must keep fighting.

anonymouse-- yeah you are right@lose. i made a typo. and you are wrong@twitfaced and prolly right@ moron.

Anonymous said...

it is not spelt as "prolly" either silly sasha

PROBABLY

Ashes said...

the nitpicking anonymouse--fuck off .and the name is Ash,not sasha

De.vile said...

Maybe you are meant for a different game or maybe you just need to rewrite the rules of this one.

Anonymous said...

nit what?

sasha you a rude liddle bugger


say sorry.

or mousies will go on strike





cheese strike

Anonymous said...

haiiiii ikkadara!!!!


sasha, please mind it. your writing is no good than a literature student vomitting n pooping in his writing.

Anonymous said...

heyyyyy ikkiemouse

can a person vomit and poop at the same time?

sasha u englighten us pleaj

Anonymous said...

ashes why is you sad
be lik mousies
fun and happie
we loves pizza and ice cream
a little bit of pepsi
we also love to comment


smile and be happy happy
:D




am saying awwwwwww right now.

Anonymous said...

i am skared that sasha and deville get married and are blessed with babies.

imagine how would they be? dull and sad n melon collie. always whining and always cribbing and nonsensical and delusional.

oh maaai gawwwdddddd!!

Anonymous said...

ikkadar, i like french fries too.

Anonymous said...

that will be one crazy family yeah. always writing sad posts and not allowing the sun rays to stream through the living room and using high fundoo english. they will have to keep buying the latest version of Webster/Oxford every few years.

Anonymous said...

high fundoo english? what yaar ikkadara, these peepz write prolly and loose. those fundoo words like nihilism n melon collie only r in websters.

why use nihilism when you can not write probably and lose, no?

it is like a show yaar.

when there is no creativity, you gotcha (ehehehe, i sound like palin naaaaaa) write about sadness only.

Anonymous said...

sashass

please revel your substance of aboos.


what makes you so sad and sexy (in devilels delusional eyes)


please tell no?

Anonymous said...

ikkarada....please complete this yaar.


orange-blindness:deville::guava-diahorrea:?

Anonymous said...

hehehehhe, only person to have perennial diahorrea is sahass wonly.


i wonder how many more diapers he may need.

Anonymous said...

sashass's next post:


i woke up (i wonder why i even wake up) with my buts scratching. for a moment i forgot (why do we remember even? we live in memories, memories are we) that i was wearing gu-gu diaper. the diaper sounded strached and heavy. i tries to move and the gu-gu diaper made sounds which were so sad and creaky that it may leak any time.

why do i have to keep wearing gu-gu diapers? i once yesterday decided that i will get of my phony cucoon of sadness and despair and be a normal man. so i removed my gu-gu diaper and walked away (to glory)....not realising that i had to wear deville's bright granny underpants or my soiled pair of jeans.

i was down and hurt by meany comments of passerby. deville offered to come and change my diaper. but i had to show her that i like my phony cucoon, so i rejected the offer.

i came home sad and dead by the weight of my sadness. shoulders falling, i enetered my phony cocoon again.

i do not know why...why i like myself (or let others know) in this phony cucoon. what has given me? sadness each day.

"prolly" that is what i like. "prolly" that is what i need. for what i have to "loose"? (other than my loose and almost-leaky gugu diapers)?

i dunn seem to like anything and need anything, i need sadness.

sadness, come and wrap yourself around me. from my head to my toe. i breathe again as you sadness hugs me.

sadness, you reind me that i am not capable of needing anything.

or at least let others know that i dunn need anything.

sadness, dunn desert me. not till deville again offers to drop by and change my gugu diapers.

sadness, the other things i like are the utter nonsense verbal-diahorrea of deville as in "orange-blindness".

prolly i will be with you and with her coining phrases like that.

am glad of the warmth of your hug...and i never want to wake up again. but i do, and this darn gugu diaper is so heavy and my buts are scratchy.

i wish those damn nitwit annoy mouses come and clean my diaper and wash my buts clean and scratch it. they seem not to abhor me and seem to like me in some ways, but hell with those mouses.

i prefer being alone. mouses disturb me with my rendezvous with my lovely sadness.

and i like that word rendezvous. can be stronly used while whining from my phony cucoon.

Ashes said...

anonymouses who reckon i am sad--no,i'm not.
I get sad like all normal people and I get happy too.The intensity is just a bit more.
and for the posts being sad,when one is happy why write and analyze.only when you are sad/angry you contemplate and write.at least thats my story.
not seeking sympathy nor seeking appreciation for creativity.just being myself.sad and all.

Anonymous said...

the intensity of your sadness is like an earthquake because our little cubby holes rattle and sleep is disturbed. pls mind it.


or will we DHL you truckloads of gu gu diapers

Jimmy said...

u win some
u lose some


or is it loose ?

Jimmy said...

hahahahahahahahaha
I am not gone crazy u ass

I just read the annony mouse comments

Anonymous said...

hehe ikkadara mouse watta sad post you have come up with. even ashes cannot compete with that!

i feel so sad after reading your superbly written saddu post ya.



sad_mouse

Anonymous said...

wanted: goan virgin gurl for tony. tony is a 25 something handsome guy working as softass engineer in company abc. he is a teeeetotaller and a vegitarian and is god fearing. he has lots of money in bank and lots of cheese stored in his hole (not a-hole, u ass!!!)

we want tall and slim and fair and convent ejaculated gurls wonly.

protestants and non-believers of christ and mangalorean and keralite chichshians, please excuse.

Anonymous said...

For Jimmy ---


A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.


The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"


The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"


The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.


When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.


The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.


This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.


Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"


The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...!

Anonymous said...

Mr. Tony marries Ms. Pony and the marriage was ordained by MS Dhoni.
It is not a felony but just pure blimey. Their kid was ofcourse named phony. A total cranky wuss.

yaaaahahahahaha


excuse me coz am outta cheese for today :(

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahah

ikkie pikkieee u rock on yaaar!!!!


heheheheheeh

Anonymous said...

sashasssss help!!!!!

this chihuahua named sandu is scaring me off!!!




oh my gawddddd

it just went to de nearest pole!!


-Minnie-mouse.

Anonymous said...

pssst...tony can do with a virgin goan gurl


i like anglo-indian gurls only




they go crazy over my chikin vindaloo

Anonymous said...

v vil tie sandyiep to a pole and feed him grass

Anonymous said...

@#$%$#@
Diana is a a virgin


and will remain a virgin even after the wedding night

I never gave Tony sex education
and he dont surf

Anonymous said...

ashes my dear chap. be happy. let sun shine rays into your life and be rid of the darkness that surrounds you. be like us.happy liddle mouses. we have problems too. the cat is always out to get us. but we survive and smile and mouse around.

with lots of warm wishes and kisses


From,

ikkadara mouse, minnie_mouse, sad_mouse, ikkie_mouse, pervert_mouse (rest are sleeping now)

Anonymous said...

Tony just got exchanged
the aSS DONT KNOW HOW TO KISS TOO

their noses collided

Anonymous said...

got engaged I mean

Anonymous said...

Ashes after my daughter marries
I will be free

lets pack our bags and go to europe
there are no mice in Europe

Anonymous said...

got engaged to his ass?

Anonymous said...

ask Devil wooman to join in

Anonymous said...

shut up u Ass
u mouse with a tiny ass

i mean

Anonymous said...

on second tot No
virgins are messy

lets take Minnie

Anonymous said...

I heard Keshi is not a virgin
in the ass

Anonymous said...

40
lets take Ashes to 100

a few more pokes in the ass will do it

Anonymous said...

I want
I mean I need

Oh hell
never mind

Anonymous said...

jimmy ur tony has no ass
pony got a wide ass
you just a lame ass

Anonymous said...

jeeemy, my ass may be small


not my mouth


so pls mind it.

Anonymous said...

you don't need to kiss



not needed




to reach climax

it is just a stepping stone




the experienced ones know how to skip this stone


ends are better than means






ask any wooman

Anonymous said...

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck


for the 45 annony mouses who shoot their mouth here


and FUCK U Jimmy too

-Ashes

Anonymous said...

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes. I had one thousand and sixty.”
Imelda Keshi Marcos

Anonymous said...

i only had 2 pairs on jockies. guess how i extended the usage? i used to turn the insides out and wear one day. and again turn the insides out and wear the next day.



wonder if imelda ever read mohandas.

Anonymous said...

Imelda and Keshi
and Ashes and Devil

they only rite
they dont read

these guys are locked within themselves

they cherish mellon
collie


these guys never visit others
and they dont care if nobody reads what they rite


I feel sorry for these guys
locked in their rooms

shutting the sun out
- Vest

Anonymous said...

www.dailygaggle.com

Anonymous said...

always use fruit of the looms jockeys. long lasting. comfortable. fruity.

Anonymous said...

sashasssssssss



they discovered a new plant in belbonia


it is "horny goat weed"




i can buy some for you


gud news and relief for your gf.

Anonymous said...

vest needs viagara

Anonymous said...

diana is still a virgin?

Anonymous said...

i dont know.

Anonymous said...

DAMN
why do u mouses want to no?
go back into your holes

Anonymous said...

hihihihi
annony mouses are the only guys who can enter their own holes

Anonymous said...

jimmy is not invited today.

buzz off


sad_mouse

Anonymous said...

bored_mouse will take over the commenting duties for today

deville pls mind it

Anonymous said...

mine is the 60th comment


buzz off bored_mouse

Ashes said...

the anonymouse who wants to be me@Mon Oct 06, 02:07:00 AM--looks bad on you.why wanna be a sad Ashes when you can be a happy mouse?

to other anonymouses--behave

Anonymous said...

hihihihi
he dont want to be u Ashes
he wants to be in u


its the gay mouse
he is happy
gay i mean

Jimmy said...

Shucks Ashes
u gotta call Pest Control now


these mouses have gone too far

Anonymous said...

jimmy dahlin
stuff some cheese up yer ass
cottage cheese perferably

Anonymous said...

and no, mouses do not eat cottage cheese.

Anonymous said...

we mouses will spray paint ur sagging butts with pest control, jiimy


u ass!!!

Anonymous said...

itz tough

itz incredibly tough



becuz the enemy knows the stakes



of putting up 100 comments on this ass's blog

Anonymous said...

Ashes, I wrote this only for YOU :)


LOVE without PASSION is weak tea
yesterdays coffee

canned juice
bottled water

a meal lacking salt
lacking spice

without Passion
Love is sterile

I wud prefer to be hated passionately
than be loved like an old friend
who is always there



Daisy_Mouse

Anonymous said...

last heard, diana was a mangie.


hahahahaha




tony will get impure



whenever he will surf n learn

Anonymous said...

love thy neighbour, he said


i lusted her



and she invited me for tea when her husband was away.

Anonymous said...

i fart


therefore i am.



i poop too, helluva lot

Anonymous said...

i gave her a diamond ring n waited


n she showed up with her new bf



with her new pantylines showing.

Anonymous said...

diana wears the pants
tony wears a wonderbra
mouses live in their home
Saby vists us regularly

Anonymous said...

was it tony with pantylines?

Anonymous said...

weapons of mass destruction, they cried

n i changed the channels

n watched assets of pam anderson, hair raised

Anonymous said...

go to sleep ikkadara mouse. ikkie_mouse, sad_mouse, bored_mouse, daisy_mouse, pervert_mouse will take over now.

Anonymous said...

no. tony wears no undergarments. not even mens.

Anonymous said...

he must be cold and unprotected :(

Anonymous said...

sashaaaaaa


mouses love-love and love-hate u


always remember

love came first


no one did nibble at u, with love.

Anonymous said...

no, not that. tony says it is easy to scratch that way.

Anonymous said...

yaaaahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

Anonymous said...

i followed her, quite bewitched

and stopped her and made passionate love under the bridge and then realised...




damnnnn. she-males can be hottttttt

Anonymous said...

hush little mousie dont you cry
coz mama mousie is gonna buy you a mocking bird
and if the birdie dont sing we'll send it to saby dadaji
hush little mousie go to sleep

Anonymous said...

why do i have this sultry feeling of revealing of my cleavage


to my gay friend



n watch him squirm n struggle with his sexual emotions, why?

Anonymous said...

psst: lil_mouse is working too.

Anonymous said...

"will you come in for some coffee?", she coyly asked,


after our date, while dropping her home



n i confessed to her that i hve immature-ezaculation.

Anonymous said...

"It might be a shock to see me, but that's no reason for people to act crazy, and it doesn't give them license to chase me down the street."
– Prince, describing some people's reaction to finding him knocking on their doors as a Jehovah's Witness, to USA Today

Anonymous said...

"i am cold" she said, i offered my sweater and she took it

n took my time, my love n my lust n my manly youth



n the alimony too. u beeeeetch!!!

Anonymous said...

no kids?

Anonymous said...

kids are sent to stay with granny deville.

Anonymous said...

they must be saddu kids by now and defrocking knights and frogs

Anonymous said...

last heard, they raided bright panty drawer.

Anonymous said...

devillie is hunting for them.

Anonymous said...

tell her that ash is at de dorr, with flowers in hand.

Anonymous said...

i remember my first time.


it was sunday


at the church with the goan girls in skirts. no they did not even touch me.

Anonymous said...

yes.the goan girls in skirts did not even touch me.

but there was someone else.



in the confession box, the other side.

Anonymous said...

hoo

Anonymous said...

hoo

Anonymous said...

he asked me to call him as "ivan, de horrible" and not as "father"

he also mentioned he has a holy grail

Anonymous said...

100

Jimmy said...

FUCK they did it
Ashes ass must be sore as hell

Jimmy said...

there is a plagiarist mouse in this group

Anonymous said...

name the plagarist mouse and we shall skin his tail

head_mouse

Anonymous said...

my dearest Daisy


The essentials of happiness are: something to do, someone to love, and something to hope for.

knowing you and being with you has given me all of the above.
Kisses,
- Annony mouse

Anonymous said...

you bloody pervert. stay away from daisy


brother_of_daisy mouse

Anonymous said...

loving her secretly
in the shadows of the night
behind closed doors

in my dreams
- Annony mouse

Anonymous said...

Pssssttt Daisy
come round the corner

and I will show u my hole

Anonymous said...

Passions revealed,desires sedated,never once believed,such pleasures awaited.Romance claimed lost,desire now greed,no estatic long nights,just fullfilling a need.

But with lingering glances,on satin smooth skin,through the night we languish,in the erotica of skin.A candle lit dinner,alone to test our will,champaine on ice ,inhibitions to chill.

A fire in the hearth,our only light,yet hold back the urges,as passion fills the night.Caressing your hair,a masage designed to please,your breathing grows soft,a sensual tease.Lips finally meet,so tender and hoping,tounges intertwine,searching not groping.Finger tips trace,from your neck down your spine,awakening nerves the pleasure ,devine.

Cloths whisper as they fall to the floor,bringing pleasure in the skin they show,no rush no hurry all night,to take it slow.A trail of kisses,the soft backs of knees,bodys aching yearning,eager to please.

By the light of the fire,
two bodys join in an ancient rite,
as soft moans of pleasure,
become the sounds of the night.






I dream of a day
when chickens can cross the road
without their motives questioned

- Alexandra The Great Annony mouse



Life is an ice cream
Enjoy it before it melts





until u have learned to be tolerant with those who do not always agree with u,

until u have formed the habit of looking for the good instead of the bad in the guys u meet,

u will neither be successful or happy

- Napoleon Hill





My COCK

u may love her a lott
but unless u passionately love
(Lust) her,


u cannot participate in God's plan of creation
- Annony mouse

all great works of art
is fuelled by Passion


the Lust for a man or woman
- Annony mouse

Anonymous said...

Daisy
I miss you like the sky misses the birds
I miss you like a song without the words
And everyday away from you it hurts
Cuz I'm missing you like crazy

I miss you like the sun misses the day
I need you like the desert that needs the rain
And baby it's driving me insane
Cuz I'm missing you like crazy
I'm missing you like crazy

Sitting here, thinkin' bout how much you
You mean to me, you're my love, my baby
You're my friend my homey
What we got can't be replaced
I see no one, taking ya space
Anywhere you take me
I'll follow
Cuz everytime I gotta go, I look into your eyes and then I know
You'll be waiting for me,and no matter how long that may be
I know that you are always there for me

Oh baby, I can't wait until I have you here
Sometimes at night I get it bad
I think about the times we share
So I rush to call you hoping you miss me too

The speacial way you say my name
You soothe my heart, make it ok
You're not here so I hold
My pillow

Cuz everytime I gotta go, I look into your eyes and then I know
You'll be waiting for me,and no matter how long that may be
I know that you are always there for me

Oh baby, I can't wait until I have you here
Baby, I'm missing you like crazy
And I'm hoping that you miss me too

I'm missing you like crazy

And I...
Will always Love you, oohh
Will always Love you You
My darling you
Mmm-mm


Darling I love you
I'll always I'll always Love You..
Oooh Ooohhh

Anonymous said...

Oooh Ooohhh



daisy_mouse

Jimmy said...

Fuck !
its mating season again

ASHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Anonymous said...

pls mind it jiimy mouse.

i will break your teeth if u keep running behind my sis daisy_mouse.


u bhikkarchod!!


pls mind it.

- Broda-mouse.

Anonymous said...

ashes kindly tell jimmy to mind his wordz plz against our sister - daisy_mouse


sadly thanking you



sad_mouse

Jimmy said...

I am sharing Daisy with VEST
he will be here soon

he has been married to just one for 56 years

he wants someone new

Anonymous said...

Oooh Ooohhh



daisy_mouse

Anonymous said...

Oooh Ooohhh



daisy_mouse

Anonymous said...

oooohhh
a menage-a-trois


VESTTTTTTTT
hurry

Anonymous said...

VEST
hurry dammit

her brother is not around

Anonymous said...

where IS vest?



daisy_mouse

Jimmy said...

OMG
is this real?
is this really going to happen?

Anonymous said...

I will count up to 5. If Vest does not show up. You can leave Jimmy

Anonymous said...

1 2 3 4...



daisy_mouse

Anonymous said...

WHAT IS HAPPENIN HERE?

DAISY, GO HOME!

- Broda_mouse

Anonymous said...

ooopsie!

sorry jimmy, vest. bye

daisy_mouse

Anonymous said...

DAMN
damn u Baroda mouse


Daisy
next time we will call ashes

Anonymous said...

Noisy sex equals good sex

Expert view
There's no link here between porn and real-life sex.
Why some women wail more than Destiny's Child and others just murmur is a personal thing, not a reflection on your carnal prowess.

"The emotional explosion in some people is due to the release of natural 'emotional chemicals' during sex, like serotonin and adrenaline," says sex therapist Julia Cole.

Want to know whether that moan of pleasure is genuine?
Women's chests flush red when they're fully aroused.
Plus she'll have torn your hair out.

sex counsellor mouse

Anonymous said...

once dere lives a proud man named ganguli

called as dada



nowz de time to alwida

Anonymous said...

MATASHREE, DAISI SE PUCHIYE KI YEH KYA KAR RAHEE THEE!!!!

BESHARAM BELAJJA

don't know why...word 'lajja' makes me think of my ex-love..named taslima nasreen

Anonymous said...

My poem for Ashes :)


Love is all around

But, I am still alone in the pond



There is no music around

I am turning deaf with no sound



I look all around

Deep in the ocean, high in the sky but no one to be found



There is no one liking me around

This makes me feel like a gond





I try to go around

To find some love and have a bond




There is no reason for me to be around

When there is no one having fond



No one around

Better to bury myself in the ground




With love.

From,

Daisy_mouse

Anonymous said...

-Brudda_mouse

I was just being a good friend to jimmy and vest.

Daisy_mouse

Anonymous said...

i went to my apartment office today...and there she was, the gurl worker

in tight black trosers and she bent in front of me...how much did i admire the generosity...

she knew what she did...when i left..i felt her hand touch mine for a few seconds n de sparks flew.....


someone please make these oba n cain shut upp!!


i saw de repulic flag in her office n me a democrat





we can never mate or even touch each other more.

Anonymous said...

daisy, pls mind it

or i have you wear a borkhaa


hope this helps.

Anonymous said...

we are innerly pleased that tatas have vacated singur.

we hope the poor farmers get back their land and grow orchids and earn more money than all these softass engineers.

- komrade-mouse.

Anonymous said...

we are innerly pleased that tatas have vacated singur.

we hope the poor farmers get back their land and grow orchids and earn more money than all these softass engineers.

- komrade-mouse.

Anonymous said...

'what kind of gurls u like' she asked...'u know, de mature ones, umm...'

'whaddaya mean?' she snapped



n showed her DDs; 'babyyy, i can not get any more mature', my ears loved hearing that

Anonymous said...

'what kind of gurls u like' she asked...'u know, de mature ones, umm...'

'whaddaya mean?' she snapped



n showed her DDs; 'babyyy, i can not get any more mature', my ears loved hearing that

Anonymous said...

i voyeur


therefor i am



did not know utube had video of me getting wedgie in school #$%%%?@@@

Anonymous said...

i read bout space-time continum n of event-horizons

n i sleep n i wake up

n i poop and all i think why my poop has dode mustard seeds from yesterday

Anonymous said...

i read bout space-time continum n of event-horizons

n i sleep n i wake up

n i poop and all i think why my poop has dode mustard seeds from yesterday

Anonymous said...

r u mature Daisy dear
I mean r u matured?


I and Vest and Ashes love mellons
beeg juicy lemmons

Anonymous said...

daisy_mouse (mouse on duty)..

hhiiiiiiii; dis is lil mousie wid all dose comments


am sorry; i want to be a spuer-king-kong bitch tonight

Anonymous said...

dahlin lil_mouse

should i wear the red or pink polka dot bow on my head?


got a date tonite



daisy_mouse

Anonymous said...

daisss

dis is lil moousie again, i gotta work tonight :(

n i bought those torquiose earringss...will be dent in pay check but i likelikelikelike dem!!!

wear de pink one stupid...u r a tomboish gurl, but not a boi.

Anonymous said...

dat mellon-lemmon commentw as not frm moi :(

- lil-mouse.

Anonymous said...

btw, brenda is moving to north dakota.

she won't be interning in india this year....bitch picked up all saris n paintings n jewellery with all her savings lollll

lil mousie again. bk to work. shucks.

Anonymous said...

lemmon comment was from me

Anonymous said...

asses asses where are you


deville have you seen him?

Anonymous said...

NO
but I seen De Vile







nude

Anonymous said...

Daisy Daisy
I am no more crazy for u
u can have Ashes

I want Deville

Anonymous said...

shuchksssh

my brudda_mouse is not at home now




anyway, ashes ashes, let me blow ya some kisses

saby want me no more


daisy_mouse

Anonymous said...

asses where are you


why hasn't deville congratulated you yet for receiving 100+ comments


notty gurl



head_mouse

Anonymous said...

asses where are you


why hasn't deville congratulated you yet for receiving 100+ comments


notty gurl



head_mouse

Anonymous said...

Daisy Daisy
I still have the hottz for u
Devile is too mellon collie


no funn
meloncholic love

Anonymous said...

shurrup yer mouth

daisy_mouse

Anonymous said...

For Jimmy Again -


The Cab Driver Goes to Heaven
A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven.


A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these proceedings with interest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher's entry in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow and says, "Okay, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff."


The preacher is astonished and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie."


St. Peter responded matter-of-factly: "This is heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed

Jimmy said...

DAMN
I was doing Disco dandiya with Daisy

we were doing great
stick for stick

never missing a beat
and the beat quickened

and all of a sudden
the cops came
and switched off the lights

and the last beat got Daisy on the head

and she collapsed in my arms
knocked out cold

Anonymous said...

oooOOOhh AAAAaahhhh


Daisy_Mouse

Jimmy said...

Ashes is from Australia
Devile from India

I wonder where the annonmy mouses are from

it is 145 AM in India now
no comments now
which means the annony mouss are sleeping in India

I love u guys
and I want to meet u ppl


mebbe Feb 21, 2009
thats when Tony marries Diana in Mumbai


this is an invite to Devile and Ashes and u annony mouses
and Daisy
I sure hope she is a she
her brother is not invited


RSVP dasouzasaby@gmail.com

Ashes said...

Jimmy--congrats and my wishes to the couple.Thanks for the invite.

p.s:- I take back my comment that the anonymouses were funny.Either they have lost touch or they never were funny.Plain boring.

Anonymous said...

we never claimed we were funny, you sashassss!!

go get ur spellings right!!!

jimmy mousie, thanks but no thanks, i can not make it.

-Broda-mouse.

Anonymous said...

dais sweetsssssssssss...
i got gantia frm de indian store here...n i want chai :P

hows u sexie?

hey jimmmy, lol! i am sooofar..

thanks dearie fer de invite!!!

n hope diana does nt stay virgin for long!!!!!

-Lil mousie (==petite one)

Ashes said...

Broda-mouse--Go fuck yerself.or else just die.

Anonymous said...

sashaaaas, if i die, then you gotta clean it up, you silly boi!!

and did you calld (d)eville?

anyway, wish you a happy dessara.

peace out maan!!

psst: am tired of effing myself. two is a company. buzz m back if you have a smooooooth back..mm

Anonymous said...

Happy Dassehra guys
Ashes y u cannot come?
u in Australia?

come with Keshi
Ya come together

DeVile I new u from ages
even before he was born
wud love to hugg n kiss u

and Daisy where u from?
come with your berather if u cant come alone

will give him caju fenny
and knock him out

before the close dancing session starts

Anonymous said...

hihihihi
I finally figured out who hacked my PC and stole my password

it was Pithaly
I am now line marowing his bibi

helping her with accounts and stuff
and generally being nice to her

she is sweet

Anonymous said...

I dont believe in sat janam tak
and sati

I want widows to love again and marry

I hope when I die
some annony mouse here will get the hottz for my bibi

and give her loving
the world must go on

dont grieve for me when I go
I enjoyed my life to the full
and I am sated

just one more thing I have to do beore I go


look under Daisy's skirts

Anonymous said...

Keshi has left a new comment on the post "Tagged by Fira":

Jan it's Oct 2008 now...Christmas will soon be ard the corner too. Thats the time I think of u alot. Cos u disappeared from Blogville on a December's day...


*HUGZ* u know I miss ya...


Keshi.

Posted by Keshi to janice at 11:22 PM

Anonymous said...

hit me baby one more time


britney_mouse

De.vile said...

Is there feni at the wedding? It's been long since I got drunk

Anonymous said...

169 comments...

i like 6 9

it is better than 9 6

or 6969

or 9669

hmmmm

Anonymous said...

bang bang bag

i know wat u r thinking, u pervertttt




i was watching cowboy movies (i like how the cowgirls ride)

Anonymous said...

(d)eville is a mangieeee?


sheeeks.

Anonymous said...

(d)eville...i can allow u drink elixir


only if u smile


just once.

Anonymous said...

i dont like goans

or mangies



i like anglo indians. they are as horny as hell.

Anonymous said...

o father in heaven

pardon dis sinner



dis sinner broke the hehart of a beautiful n lovely anglo-indian gurl.....




no, shut up u prevert father!!!!


dont ask me if we did it

Anonymous said...

me n cremilda were making out on the sofa


n she spilled the wine on it



i asked her to clean it immediately n she left me, insulted. beeeeeetch!!!

Anonymous said...

some mouse here likes to write hotttt maiden stories


i like those stories too



i even like maiden vs. maiden videos on HDtv

Anonymous said...

no...both maidens were wearing only aprons till de end

Anonymous said...

it is impossible to have a Goan wedding without feni DeVile

u can dont serve food no prob
all that Goyenkars want is unlimited booze

a lively band
a great compere
and a great crowd

it is also a NONO to dance with your own wife

Anonymous said...

180

Anonymous said...

you are welcome ashes/sasha/asses

Anonymous said...

guyssssssss

chrles sobraj weds his 20 yr old girlfriend

he is 64




i am 58 n deville is 19 (she lies obviously, sweet liarrr)


do me and deville have a chance?



to wed and dance the life together.

Anonymous said...

From Daisy_Mouse to Jimmy -



A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''''I''m Eddie, I''m here to pick up Betty. We''re going for spaghetti, is she ready?''''
"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, ''''I''m Joe, I''m here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''''

"No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''''Hello, my name is Chuck.''''

The farmer shot Chuck.

Anonymous said...

dear ashes,

I am feeling at odds with meself. I dont know if I should go left or right. what to do. Am so utterly confused.


why does this always happen to me?



There seems to be no respite.


the car blinker is blinking and am not sure which way to turn.

help me



confused_mouse

Jimmy said...

I learnt loving and making love from Doris, a middle aged lady.
Doris was not beautiful in the coventional sense. Doris was past her prime, Her boobs sagged. Her face was not the face of a beauty queen.

But Doris was an angel to me. Even before my first lesson, I had fallen in love with Doris.

She disappeared from my life.
Now I am infatuated with older women.
Young women dont turn me on.

Anonymous said...

Doris

i was nearing 26 and still a virgin
i told Iggy
he introduced me to Doris

Doris, he said needs help - to run her home
she has a hubby who is impotent and jobless
she gives out for money and pleasure
Doris is not young iggy said
but she is cheap

Done, i said

i knocked on Doris' door
Doris was plump with lotts of curves

i swallowed hard, there was a lump in my throat
and a pistol in my jeans getting loaded

Doris smiled and invited me in
make yourself comfortable she said
i stretched out on the sofa

she came back with a tea pot and 2 cups
we made small talk while she poured out the tea

as i sipped the tea, my eyes were glued to her boobs
i was starved and Doris saw it
(Iggy must have told her too)

Doris smiled sweetly and said
shall we go to the bedroom
i followed her sporting a hard on that was embarrasing

Anonymous said...

Doris lay on the bed
i sat by her side not knowing how to proceed

Make yourself comfortable Jim she said
while she slipped her dress over her head
revealig soft nylon bras that were overflowing

i gasped

doris asked do u like what u see Jim?
i cud not answer my jaw had dropped

Heyyyy Jim she said
get comfortable
get out of those jeans

i tugged at my belt and unbuckled
pulled my jeans out
to reveal the erect pistol straining at the fabric of my VIP jocks
and i stopped

doris was watching
and she liked what she saw

take off your shirt Jim she said
and come lie down by my side

i was now at the gates of heaven
lying down inches away from a buxom angel

Anonymous said...

my throat was dry
i was fully nekkid now
Doris was sitting on the bed still in bra and panties

she put her hands behind to unclip her bra
and stopped

do it for me Jim she said
i was all thumbs and it took a while to do it
then it finally came off
and i let the bra fall to her lap
and i saw Doris' boobs in all their glory

she was gorgeous
her boobs heavy and full but did not sag much

i flopped on the bed
and pulled her down to my side gently

we were now face to face side by side
i ran my fingers through her hair
my other hand around her neck

i let my fingers run over her luscious lips
her mouth parted open
and i brought my mouth her mouth

i kissed her lips with my lips
this was my first kiss
and i did not know a thing about french kissing

Doris looked happy

Anonymous said...

i put my hand on her breast
and caressed her breast gently with my cupped hand
my thumb playing with her tit
and as i played i felt her tit growing

and i put my mouth to her tit
and i sucked greedily like a baby

i now pulled out my other hand from behind her neck
and my other hand squeezed her other tit
Doris gasped

her breasts were heaving now
and her breath now changed rhythm

she was panting
and so was i ....

Anonymous said...

I bit her nipples, running both of my hands over her body,
stroking her stomach, her chest, her breasts,
and her thighs.

As I moved my hand up her thigh to her stomach,
my hand was drawn closer and closer to her mound,
and I started running my hand up the inside of her thigh
and across her mound to her belly button,
and back down across her crotch and stroking down her other thigh.

After stroking across her pussy a few times,
she took my hand in hers and moved my hand to guide me
to rub her bud

Anonymous said...

I enjoyed looking at Doris' naked body,
her body was very curvaceous,

her hips were wide,
her pubic hair was thick and curly,
I could see her pussy lips,
slightly open and ready,
and her pussy was shining, wet

She smiled at me when she saw me looking,
and pulled me to her and kissed me.

Her kiss drew me into raptures,
and I rubbed her bud as we kissed,

breathing each other's breath,
tasting one another

Her other hand was stroking me all over my body,
and mine was moving all over her body

and Doris reached further down
and was shocked to find
I was still in my jocks

Doris told me its time for the real thing
I pulled off my jocks
and i was hard

Anonymous said...

Doris parted her legs
and opened out her arms
beckoning me to enter

I propped my self up
and i was about to enter
and it happened

i spilled all over her mound ....

Anonymous said...

I was devastated and Doris saw it

she did not laff or

Anonymous said...

namaste jiimy uncle.

Anonymous said...

ban jimmy. he is a shit head!


angry_mouse

Anonymous said...

Dirty comments are not from mouses.

pls mind it


angry_mouse

Jimmy said...

whatsa matter?
u mouses dont sex?

how u multiply?

Anonymous said...

Sex is dirty?
Jeeezz

Anonymous said...

lets ask Ashes, the host

Anonymous said...

and DeVile

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